Ooh that's unfortunate... if you've spent any time in Italia you've seen the ah-pay, probably been stuck in traffic behind one. They are as slow as they are ugl

Ooh that's unfortunate... if you've spent any time in Italia you've seen the ah-pay, probably been stuck in traffic behind one. They are as slow as they are ugly and smoke and stink like the outskirts of Mordor. The less this thing reminds anyone of an Ape, the better for it.