"exploit[ing] auth failures in an API to cancel other people's gym classes" is a _felony?!_ and i won't get into how many times i used peoples' AOL credentials

"exploit[ing] auth failures in an API to cancel other people's gym classes" is a _felony?!_ and i won't get into how many times i used peoples' AOL credentials without authorizations when i was a kid (rofl) the CFAA must be repealed