In the US, a felony by definition is any offense punishable by more than one year of prison (or by death) [0]. You could still call it silly on the grounds that

In the US, a felony by definition is any offense punishable by more than one year of prison (or by death) [0]. You could still call it silly on the grounds that AI agents aren’t put into prison as a punishment (though death might be considered an option). [0] https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndil/programs/vwa-felony https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndil/programs/vwa-felony