This isn't untrue. I had the same thought when I unboxed my Casio 3565 a week ago and learned that I had been bamboozled. Except all I wanted was a watch that

This isn't untrue. I had the same thought when I unboxed my Casio 3565 a week ago and learned that I had been bamboozled. Except all I wanted was a watch that could 1. keep itself set correctly, and 2. ping my phone when I lose it. I didn't want a project. I have enough projects. I am drowning in half finished projects. They are stacked up to the ceiling. They threaten to crush me as I sleep. No more!