2 ms·
Reminds me of this classic: https://web.archive.org/web/20010803131841/http://www.lemis.com/grog/whyadaemon.html https://web.archive.org/web/20010803131841/http
by bradrn 2mo ago
Reminds me of this classic: https://web.archive.org/web/20010803131841/http://www.lemis.com/grog/whyadaemon.html https://web.archive.org/web/20010803131841/http://www.lemis....
> ``Pardon us, ma'am. Mind if we ask you a question?''
> Well, people keep telling me that Texans are real friendly, so I nodded.
> ``Are you a Satanist?''
> Well, at least they didn't ask me if I liked to party.
> ``Uh, no, I can't say that I am.''
> ``Gee, ma'am. Are you sure about that?'' they asked.
> I put on my biggest, brightest Dallas Cowboys cheerleader smile and said, ``No, I'm positive. The closest I've ever come to Satanism is watching Geraldo.''
> ``Hmmm. Interesting. See, we was just wondering why it is you have the lord of darkness on your chest there.''
And it continues…
- cheraderama 2mo agoWhy does this post (2026) link to a wayback-machined page quoting an email (1996) saying >Sherman, set the Wayback Machine for around 1976 Three dates ending in 6... 666... What is this Satanic inception?
- IAmBroom 2mo agoI was accused of being a Satan worshipper because I explained my clothing was because I was going to a "medieval event". The cashierist couldn't comprehend the word "medieval", and decided I was going to an "evil event". Not making this up.
- psd1 1mo agoMy buddy was driven out of Lubbock on threat of violence because he was wearing his burning man gear of black trousers, black coat, and black top hat. No satanic imagery. He is both an atheist and British, so they were accidentally correct.