I still remember being "invited" to a meet-and-greet with the VP of Tech at my college after a fork bomb run amok. 17yo me was sure my academic career was at a

I still remember being "invited" to a meet-and-greet with the VP of Tech at my college after a fork bomb run amok. 17yo me was sure my academic career was at an end. He let me sweat for a few of minutes and then smiled and offered me a job. <whew>