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You probably should have taken the kid to small claims, that was extortion
by breppp 1mo ago
You probably should have taken the kid to small claims, that was extortion
- transcriptase 1mo agoGreat way to end up on the no-sloth list
- deleted 1mo ago[deleted]
- lifestyleguru 1mo agoOn a list sold out later to a most vicious data broker after their boat-sloth enterprise went out of business.
- preg_match 1mo agoPut the sloth between me and the kid and let the sloth choose. It's the only fair way to do it!
- RajT88 1mo agoShould have kept the sloth.
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- qlte 1mo agoShouldn’t have accepted the sloth in the first place. They may look cute and docile, but also have a panic reflex to grab onto the nearest tree-like thing they can feel with their claws, including their would-be attacker. Or if they just feel like they’re about to fall off their “tree” since they have horrible eyesight and get confused easily. Which then leads to a cycle of pain and violence as they just dig-in harder and harder while trying to free them and/or fling them around wildly due to the human's “get this thing off me” response to sharp claws digging into their flesh. There are some painful-to-watch videos on YouTube of this phenomenon from unsuspecting passersby tying to “help” them off the road/beach/etc and ultimately making things worse for everyone involved.