Or you could head up north and meet the true Grand Master... sorry, T'Grand Master. Oooh, and 'e were grand! 'E were full of wise sayings like "There's nowt wro

Or you could head up north and meet the true Grand Master... sorry, T'Grand Master. Oooh, and 'e were grand! 'E were full of wise sayings like "There's nowt wrong wi'owt what mitherin' clutterbucks don't barley grummit!". Of course you'll have to wear t'at of a novice initially...