Pass the buck. There's no one to blame but yourself if you're self-hosting. "Yeah we're unable to offer services, but so is [X BIG CORP] and [Y BIG CORP]. It's

Pass the buck. There's no one to blame but yourself if you're self-hosting. "Yeah we're unable to offer services, but so is [X BIG CORP] and [Y BIG CORP]. It's an industry outage, nothing we can do!"