For me, IKEA stores are a vision of that hell that so many religions like to scare their adherents with. There is not a single thing about them that does not ch

For me, IKEA stores are a vision of that hell that so many religions like to scare their adherents with. There is not a single thing about them that does not chill me. That endless one way system can drive a man to despair - long before he is plunged into the depths of the rack filled dungeon below. I like to think that if I am very, very good my wife will not make me go there (and Santa might bring me some toys).