There is a briefcase on the corner of Market and O’Farrell. You will see a homeless man. Approach him. This is Rufus - your detail. When no one’s looking, ope

There is a briefcase on the corner of Market and O’Farrell. You will see a homeless man. Approach him. This is Rufus - your detail. When no one’s looking, open the briefcase to find two loaded fully automated weapons and some climbing equipment. Rufus will show you the way to the old Twitter building a few blocks away. Take a Yellow Cab, use their awful app, it’s the only way to go untraced because there’s so many bugs even their tracking scripts don’t work. Jack Dorsey will meet you at the door. Most don’t know but he still runs things. Behind the scenes. Follow Jack into the elevator where he will take you up to the Andreessen Terrace. Pay no mind to the cone headed monks there, they spend most of their days writing manifestos and practicing breathing through the nose. Arrive at the top floor. Tom from MySpace will hand you the cold hard cash. He’ll tell you fantastic stories of his travels around the world and you’ll share some nice Oolong Tea. And that’s it - we like to move pretty fast around here.