> and when you loudly yet mumblingly announced that "We would now like to invite our Elite SkyFlyer Gold Members to commence boarding", English being her fourth

> and when you loudly yet mumblingly announced that "We would now like to invite our Elite SkyFlyer Gold Members to commence boarding", English being her fourth language, all she really heard was "hurble flurble durble BOARDING", and she naturally thought it might be time to board. And how ironic that is to be the case in aviation where at this point all potentially confusing radio calls pilots use have been eliminated. For example, the word "takeoff" in "clear for takeoff" is only allowed to be used in that one phrase.