The Web is a document format, it does not need a client side turing complete language. Granted, now-a-days people also use it to ship applications, and I have

The Web is a document format, it does not need a client side turing complete language. Granted, now-a-days people also use it to ship applications, and I have nothing against using JS for that, but for a document it is really dumb to require code execution in order to just view the document.