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Crazy but my dog once ate half my homework.

• 361994752 2mo ago
  Did you submit the other half? Which definitely would prove "dog ate my homework"
  • TeMPOraL 2mo ago
    "If you put even half as much effort into homework, as you put into faking dog bite marks, ..."
• macintux 2mo ago
  My mother was a teacher, and she once had to go to school and tell her students our dog ate their homework.