> If the state proposes you stick a corncob up your rear, your initial response shouldn't be to ask if they prefer you use a rubber or wooden mallet to achieve

> If the state proposes you stick a corncob up your rear, your initial response shouldn't be to ask if they prefer you use a rubber or wooden mallet to achieve compliance. Judging by the willingness to bend over shown here and on posts like "Everything You Do Is Being Recorded " https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49230477 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49230477 you'd think the average HNer prefers it done by hand, with a repeating wavelike motion.