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"The dog ate my homework" Just blame the next thing down the chain that can't defend itself, so you don't have to take responsibility.
by jasonjayr 2mo ago
"The dog ate my homework"
Just blame the next thing down the chain that can't defend itself, so you don't have to take responsibility.
- detourdog 2mo agoCrazy but my dog once ate half my homework.
- 361994752 2mo agoDid you submit the other half? Which definitely would prove "dog ate my homework"
- TeMPOraL 2mo ago"If you put even half as much effort into homework, as you put into faking dog bite marks, ..."
- macintux 2mo agoMy mother was a teacher, and she once had to go to school and tell her students our dog ate their homework.