It's a bizarre take, too. I'll state it plainly, your hands are clean before you start to wipe yourself. As long as you put your phone aside, on the counter f

It's a bizarre take, too. I'll state it plainly, your hands are clean before you start to wipe yourself. As long as you put your phone aside, on the counter for example, it's as clean as if reading in an easy chair. And I'm doing it right now, reading this blog and this thread! Take that, blog author!