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Don't you think that if you have time to read your book then you don't really need to poop yet? Why not just wait until you're ready to go in?

• squidbeak 2mo ago
  Who says the readers are waiting while they sit? What's the rush out of there? Maybe this will make the concept easier for you to understand - Restaurant: sit, eat, drink, chatter, coats, car, home. Toilet: sit, splash, tinkle, read, wipe, wash, out.
  • cpncrunch 2mo ago
    Sure, but the actual splash act just takes a minute at most, and usually about 10 seconds for me. I don't understand how you can have time to read anything.
  • wizzwizz4 2mo ago
    You're getting your book dirty for what is, as far as I can understand, no real reason. Why not read your book after washing your hands? (If you have a severe chair shortage, then sure, I can sort of understand: sitting to read is pleasant.)
    • squidbeak 2mo ago
      It's worth clarifying, toilet-readers don't typically shit on their books.
      • dolmen 2mo ago
        The books contained shit long before entering the toilets.