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? What? A healthy colon and diet usually do not need to strain or rush. Just sit and poop. like 1min tops.
by iterateoften 3mo ago
? What? A healthy colon and diet usually do not need to strain or rush. Just sit and poop. like 1min tops.
- squidbeak 3mo agoYou need to get that dysentery tended to.
- iterateoften 3mo ago? Sorry? A healthy colon and diet it’s not liquid or messy. A nice type 4 normal solid log that slides on out. I’m very scared for most people I see online discussing BMs. People have some seriously twisted up guts and diets.
- VeninVidiaVicii 3mo agoIt seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm.
- squidbeak 3mo agoAre you trying to let people know you're a generator of superior fecal matter? If so, there's no need to apologize for it. Carry that stuff with pride.
- wizzwizz4 3mo agoEveryone's gut is different, but one minute isn't unreasonably short, especially if you have something like a bidet for fast cleaning afterwards. Are you sure you're not constipated?
- squidbeak 3mo agoI'm fine, enjoying my book.
- cpncrunch 3mo agoDon't you think that if you have time to read your book then you don't really need to poop yet? Why not just wait until you're ready to go in?
- squidbeak 3mo agoWho says the readers are waiting while they sit? What's the rush out of there? Maybe this will make the concept easier for you to understand - Restaurant: sit, eat, drink, chatter, coats, car, home. Toilet: sit, splash, tinkle, read, wipe, wash, out.
- cpncrunch 3mo agoSure, but the actual splash act just takes a minute at most, and usually about 10 seconds for me. I don't understand how you can have time to read anything.
- wizzwizz4 3mo agoYou're getting your book dirty for what is, as far as I can understand, no real reason. Why not read your book after washing your hands? (If you have a severe chair shortage, then sure, I can sort of understand: sitting to read is pleasant.)
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- PeterStuer 3mo agoRocketman the Master Blaster, is that you?