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Here's a jewel from that document (I partly can't believe that this is authentic): "There are a plethora of international criminal charges against Dr. Jones, w
by up_and_up 14y ago
Here's a jewel from that document (I partly can't believe that this is authentic):
"There are a plethora of international criminal charges against Dr. Jones, which include but are not limited to: bringing unregistered weapons into and out of the country; property damage; desecration of national and historical landmarks; impersonating officials; arson; grand theft (automobiles, motorcycles, aircraft, and watercraft in just a one week span last year); excavating without a permit; countless antiquities violations; public endangerment; voluntary and involuntary manslaughter; and, allegedly, murder."
- endtime 14y agoFYI, it is not authentic, and Indiana Jones is a fictional character.
- mattdeboard 14y agoI'm just not sure who, if anyone, to downvote in this thread.
- polymatter 14y agoto clear up any remaining confusion, it is "authentic" in the sense that it was a real package, that was actually sent in the mail. it is "not authentic" in the sense that Indiana Jones is a fictional character. Its kinda cool seeing that sort of ambiguity in English. Reminds me why I want to learn Lojban - so I can spot ambiguity easier. And this is a useful practical skill too. Nothing can sabotage a relationship quite as effectively as a simple misunderstanding.