Haha, it's cute people STILL think that just because they're paying them, they aren't getting shafted too. Before the mortgage crisis, they were advising clien

Haha, it's cute people STILL think that just because they're paying them, they aren't getting shafted too. Before the mortgage crisis, they were advising clients to buy up subprime debts while in secret shorting them hard, because they knew they were toxic. They bet against their own damned clients... at least actual mobsters have SOME semblance of honour! If a Goldman banker is patting you on the back it just means he's trying to steal your shirt.