I wouldn't begrudge an actual human having an issue at 2am. But a wave of alerts for servers that were retired but their alerting wasn't, or hair trigger thresh

I wouldn't begrudge an actual human having an issue at 2am. But a wave of alerts for servers that were retired but their alerting wasn't, or hair trigger thresholds that pop when a new crown job pushes the load up 1% over WARN... The issue is "production is defined by what humans are expected to maintain all night long" and dev ain't prod broskies.