Originally found minutes ago on The Onion's "American Voices" section (the real news in the site). Adequate for a number of reasons - including the invention as

Originally found minutes ago on The Onion's "American Voices" section (the real news in the site). Adequate for a number of reasons - including the invention as their recurrent feature "«No way to prevent this», says (etc.)". Submissions of pages from The Onion seemingly prevent discussion: deleted. On The Week instead: > “We need to focus on the prevention piece rather than the reaction piece” Finally, the intention we always obviously want to hear.