I think we need a new term for articles like this... "Human slop". Poorly structured, keeps going in circles, wordy... the type of thing I'd write in high schoo

I think we need a new term for articles like this... "Human slop". Poorly structured, keeps going in circles, wordy... the type of thing I'd write in high school. But the author says he's an adult now, so we can't give him a pass. The article left me with just two questions: what the heck is an "intellectual" and why do we need them?