Full disclosure: my name is Chip Dipson and I’m running for TV Remote Comptroller in the living room. I’m running on a campaign of “PUT IT THE %#^* BACK IN THE

Full disclosure: my name is Chip Dipson and I’m running for TV Remote Comptroller in the living room. I’m running on a campaign of “PUT IT THE %#^* BACK IN THE SAME PLACE EVERY TIME WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH IT.”