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Don't forget about the dangers of being eaten by bears who walk on the streets...
by demetrius 14y ago
Don't forget about the dangers of being eaten by bears who walk on the streets...
- anonymous 14y agoThat is actually a law mandated by the state. Street-bears population must be kept at a sufficient level to allow for the traditional morning bear-breakfast: In order for a Russian wife to prove to her husband that she's ready to have children, she has to wake up before sunrise, kill a bear with her bare hands and bring it home for breakfast.
- cafard 14y agoThey walk in the streets now and then within 30 miles of Washington, DC. But garbage cans are easier to chase down than even fairly sedentary & nutritious pedestrians, so there's not much danger.