Instead of going insane, why not try to think about how to solve this problem? With the correct markup, your browser could recognise the address as a physical l

Instead of going insane, why not try to think about how to solve this problem? With the correct markup, your browser could recognise the address as a physical location and ask you how you would like to handle the address. You would choose Google Maps. We need to stop being so helpless. A proper user agent should be able to do what you want it to.