Trump also to usher in a new golden age of truth in government, DC non-swampiness, and non-abuse of office. Apple falls on Newton's head - invents theory of gr

Trump also to usher in a new golden age of truth in government, DC non-swampiness, and non-abuse of office. Apple falls on Newton's head - invents theory of gravity. Apple falls on Trump's head - "WTF was that?!", tries to sue apple tree