I see what you're trying to accomplish here; but adopting the clickbait phrasing ironically is still using it, and it doesn't go over well on HN. Please rethink

I see what you're trying to accomplish here; but adopting the clickbait phrasing ironically is still using it, and it doesn't go over well on HN. Please rethink the submission title; you don't get a chance up front to demonstrate your good faith or clever irony.