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Swiping Tinder. It takes about 5000 matches to get a date. It’s easier to just automate it. It automatically adds dates to my calendar, all I have to do is show
by artisinal 3mo ago
Swiping Tinder. It takes about 5000 matches to get a date. It’s easier to just automate it. It automatically adds dates to my calendar, all I have to do is show up. I get a summary of our chat history (well, what the agent wrote to her) in the notes section of the calendar entry and some pointers and talking points for the date.
Maybe I should have the agent also do a background check.
PS: This is a joke, but feel free to steal this idea.
- mystifyingpoi 3mo agoCrap, I totally believed this. We live in a dystopia already.
- artisinal 3mo agoSomeone apparently made this https://github.com/Grigorij-Dudnik/TinderGPT https://github.com/Grigorij-Dudnik/TinderGPT > TinderGPT automates the process of writing and arranging dates with girls on Tinder, enabling you to generate romantic meetings with almost zero effort. Your only role is to like the profiles that catch your eye. After that, TinderGPT comes into the play. It initiates a conversation with the girl, using details from her profile, continues by building an emotional bond and highlighting your attractive traits, and finishes by arranging a meeting and giving you a push-up on your phone with her number.
- lionkor 3mo agoThis is a sure way to get girls! Girls love being entirely commoditized and objectified, famously that's a great way to date! /s
- artisinal 3mo agoI’m surprised that the author didn’t even refer to them as females.
- hjkl0 3mo agoThis is not really the same at all. You still have to swipe, the value add here is apparently “building an emotional bond”. Together with the explicit goal of “dates with girls”, this actually feels incredibly nefarious.
- kurthr 3mo agoAny sufficiently advanced satire...
- deadbabe 3mo agoGood news about hell: it doesn't exist. Bad news: Humans can pretty much create whatever they can imagine.
- rootsudo 3mo agoIt works well enough for bumble web, just make sure you have rate limiting.. Then the openclaw WhatsApp module… Kidding of course.
- 20k 3mo agoThe future is agents chatting to each other on tinder and automating the initial getting to know you part. I can imagine that while that's going on, we could add like a little text chat box for the humans to chit chat with each other a bit and pass the time, before they can go on a date
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