I did this in 1989, as if C had been written by the folks who brought you COBOL: #include <stdio.h> #define OpenBrace { #define CloseBrace } #define O

I did this in 1989, as if C had been written by the folks who brought you COBOL: #include <stdio.h> #define OpenBrace { #define CloseBrace } #define OpenBracket [ #define CloseBracket ] #define OpenParenthesis ( #define CloseParenthesis ) #define NoReturnType void #define NoParameter NoReturnType #define MainFunction main #define Semicolon ; #define FunctionPrototype #define ActualFunction #define PointerTo(atype) atype* #define OutputToStdout(astring) printf(astring) #define IsEqualTo = FunctionPrototype NoReturnType MainFunction OpenParenthesis NoParameter CloseParenthesis Semicolon ActualFunction NoReturnType MainFunction OpenParenthesis NoParameter CloseParenthesis OpenBrace PointerTo(char) string IsEqualTo "Now is the time for all good men, etc.\n" Semicolon OutputToStdout(string) Semicolon CloseBrace