For reference, a famous Irish coffee-table (read: bathroom) book in a similar vein: https://www.abebooks.com/Said-Duchess-First-Lines-Gemma-OConnor/32420942036

For reference, a famous Irish coffee-table (read: bathroom) book in a similar vein: https://www.abebooks.com/Said-Duchess-First-Lines-Gemma-OConnor/32420942036/bd https://www.abebooks.com/Said-Duchess-First-Lines-Gemma-OCon... And from a cursory few refreshes I didn't see the obvious one come up: "It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." Orwell, 1984