About six months after growing the respectable beard presently adorning my face, I decided a pipe would complete the aesthetic nicely. But the "oral cancer, mo

About six months after growing the respectable beard presently adorning my face, I decided a pipe would complete the aesthetic nicely. But the "oral cancer, mouth lesions and rotting teeth" were enough to dissuade me from tobacco, and the "jail time" side effect convinced me to avoid other plants. I finally settled on a Sherlock-style cherry pipe, with a dab of dried dish soap in it so I can add a little water anywhere I go and start blowing bubbles.