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I'm deaf so they better shine lasers into my eyeballs

• NonHyloMorph 3mo ago
  Hehe
  • lstodd 3mo ago
    I'm also blind so they can stuff those lasers where it doesn't shine.
    • allenrb 3mo ago
      Do you drive often, then? :-)
      • dylan604 3mo ago
        probably better than most people staring at their device
      • lstodd 3mo ago
        I don't drive, I ride whatever comes up. Still, I prefer something with at most two wheels and at least 60hp.
    • Paradigma11 3mo ago
      I wasnt blind till they shone those lasers in my eyes.
      • dylan604 3mo ago
        Do they come with a sticker reading "Don't look into laser with remaining eye"
        • ndsipa_pomu 3mo ago
          It's in Braille
          • NonHyloMorph 3mo ago
            Hehe. Doubling down here; don't you take honouring humor (of the darker sort of) as such for valid participation in discourse?
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