I miss the whimsical nature of the previous status page (it seemed to fit with GitHub's "voice" better). But I'm guessing this version isn't going to crash when

I miss the whimsical nature of the previous status page (it seemed to fit with GitHub's "voice" better). But I'm guessing this version isn't going to crash when GitHub does (https://github.com/blog/1261-github-availability-this-week https://github.com/blog/1261-github-availability-this-week). Hopefully it's statically generated.