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Verizon patenting DVR that monitors for cuddling
- andymoe 14y agoI swear I saw a story about Microsoft trying to patent the same idea a few months ago...
- stephengillie 14y agoWhere's the "Parent mode" which stops the movie and turns on the room's lights when cuddling is detected? For the nervous parent...
- bediger4000 14y agoWhere's the patent for fornication detection, which allows "targeted" ads by AstroGlide and K-Y, and PSAs about abstinence? PS This device also allows the cable company to make "best of" compilation videos for the amusement and education of CxOs.