Fucking first sentence I don't know why you're having a meltdown trying to defend clickbait. That's what's really bizarre. The first sentence of an article is

Fucking first sentence I don't know why you're having a meltdown trying to defend clickbait. That's what's really bizarre. The first sentence of an article isn't the title and the title is wasted, it's just manipulative clickbait, but some people are so in love with it they defend it like it's part of their identity.