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Cows can't roll that fast.

• zdragnar 4mo ago
  Not with that attitude
  • deleted 4mo ago
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• elromulous 4mo ago
  Or on shabbos
• lstodd 4mo ago
  It takes a stupid cow, but when they can climb mountains as they do it is not inconcievable that one can roll down. (I was suprised to see a cow jumping up on a ~3m rock ledge like it was nothing)
  • ndsipa_pomu 4mo ago
    However, they can go up stairs, but not down them.
    • lstodd 4mo ago
      Considering that where I saw it they were doing that unsupervised since at least ~200BC (this being the Illyricum and then Dalmatia), I don't think they have any problems climbing down now.
• ordu 4mo ago
  Spherical cows on the other hand have to move with orbital velocity at least, or they fail to stay in vacuum for long and splash.
• dotancohen 4mo ago
  Cows don't roll - they are frictionless so just glide over the surface smoothly.