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Quoting literally the last paragraph is not helping to promote this as obviously satire
by piskov 4mo ago
Quoting literally the last paragraph is not helping to promote this as obviously satire
- john_strinlai 4mo agoit was just my favorite part. i can copy/paste all of the outlandish parts, if you want, but i would be copy/pasting the entire article. ignoring the satire tag at the top of the page, some examples from the first ~20%: - its on a personal blog, with no mention of what the actual product is - resolving an incident "by treaty" - "Severity: Informational → Critical → Withdrawn → Critical → Negotiated" - incident *duration* measured in "billable tokens" - link to a CVE named "YIKES" - an incident being resolved by the attacker reading a file - no dates provided, just "Day 1, 02:51 UTC" - creats.io doesn't exist and so on, and so on, and so on