Lemme guess... A shinier notepad with builtin AI. Ads, more ads. A BSOD that's got 99% more black. The "recall" spyware. Mandatory Microslop account. I co

Lemme guess... A shinier notepad with builtin AI. Ads, more ads. A BSOD that's got 99% more black. The "recall" spyware. Mandatory Microslop account. I could go on, but I use Linux