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Maybe I'm mistaken, but that sounds more like Chuck Norris. Wait ... no fists involved. My mistake.
by jagged-chisel 4mo ago
Maybe I'm mistaken, but that sounds more like Chuck Norris.
Wait ... no fists involved. My mistake.
- alex1138 4mo agoIt's in his (Mitnick's) autobiography Ghost in the Wires. In his telling of the story they put him in a more restrictive environment exactly because of the reason given (launching nukes by whistling into a phone)
- bonesss 4mo agoAt the time people were using whistles to make free long distance calls, so I can understand where they were coming from. The part I can't understand is believing that phone-whistles are connected to our nuclear launch system and not simultaneously trying to put nuclear missile operators in jail for incompetence. "Oh the world might end with some whistling? Definitely punish the whistlers, that's where the problem is..."
- nunley 4mo agoThe Judge in the case was a complete luddite and actually claimed to believe this. I still don't know for sure if she was just saying it, or she was that dumb.
- uberex 4mo agoWith Chuck Norris, the nukes whistle at him, just to keep on his good side.
- DonHopkins 4mo ago[flagged]
- kQq9oHeAz6wLLS 4mo agoWow. Get help.
- Gibbon1 4mo agoWhen I think back to when I was 10 and every boy I knew idolized Norris and I instinctively hated his guts I feel better about myself.
- DonHopkins 4mo ago[flagged]
- trick-or-treat 4mo agoMaybe just don't drag homophobia into unrelated threads?
- account42 4mo agoPeople have different views from yours. Get over it. We don't need to cancel everyone who who isn't what the current system considers the ideal cog.
- fallous 4mo agoNukes launch Chuck Norris at their enemies.