In some purer version of the universe where laws are absolute, you might be right. In the world as it is, with laws interpreted by humans along notions of what

In some purer version of the universe where laws are absolute, you might be right. In the world as it is, with laws interpreted by humans along notions of what society generally finds acceptable: if you drive a funny car or where an especially funny hat, expect to get a lot of attention from all kinds of people, including cops.