I'm disheartened by people's inability to immediately spot such academic fluff. steps to academic success (apparently): choose two behaviors/phenomena colla

I'm disheartened by people's inability to immediately spot such academic fluff. steps to academic success (apparently): choose two behaviors/phenomena collate the data and look for correlations write a paper that implies possible causation profit it works best if one or both of the things you choose are already controversial (see Freakonomics: Abortion and the Crime Rate?! ZOMG!)