I really hope you're being facetious. It' be pretty clever if you were, but for those that think this is serious... If you want someone to pay for an app, don'

I really hope you're being facetious. It' be pretty clever if you were, but for those that think this is serious... If you want someone to pay for an app, don't make it free with in-app purchases. This is not something allowing for the OS to provide a unique identifier that can be abused available to app developers. App developers cannot be trusted. At. All. Ever.