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I see you are unfamiliar with status page-ese. “Degraded performance” is a term which means some form of “the entire datacenter is probably on fire”.
by saagarjha 4mo ago
I see you are unfamiliar with status page-ese. “Degraded performance” is a term which means some form of “the entire datacenter is probably on fire”.
- Kesseki 4mo agoAlthough I only post here personally, I work for Let’s Encrypt.
- dlcarrier 4mo agoLet them know that they're having an outage. If their monitors aren't telling them so, they might need to host them off-site.
- Kesseki 4mo agoLet's Encrypt is operating normally. If you're having trouble, please post the details on the community forum so that folks can help you out. There is external monitoring in place.
- number6 4mo agoThanks you for your work!
- ofrzeta 4mo agoIt would be better to say this upfront. I am not blaming you in any way but this would prevent responses such as the parent's (hopefully).
- AceJohnny2 4mo agoI thought it meant "electricity has ceased to be a physical phenomenon in the general vicinity of our servers"
- AceJohnny2 4mo agoA common confusion; this interpretation only applies to OVH. ref: https://www.reuters.com/article/world/millions-of-websites-offline-after-fire-at-french-cloud-services-firm-idUSKBN2B20NT/ https://www.reuters.com/article/world/millions-of-websites-o...
- xarope 4mo agoThat would a Microsoft'ese, "Some regions are encountering issues" => "The entire world is down, but our status page is working"
- zelphirkalt 4mo agoI also see that fitting into the corporate language of Gaslightese.