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You need to add the dobermans - the old fog&dog gets 'em every time.
by bombcar 4mo ago
You need to add the dobermans - the old fog&dog gets 'em every time.
- kraquepype 4mo agoA wooden battering ram from the ceiling does wonders. The fog&dog&log never fails.
- bombcar 4mo agoThat would legitimately be horrifying - you break in somewhere, suddenly all is dark and fog spreads everywhere, then the growling begins and then you're Ewok'd from behind by a tree.
- kraquepype 4mo agoA series of booby traps based on a phonetic pattern would be hilarious. fog, dog, log, jog, hog, bog, pog, nog Enveloping fog Dogs and wild pigs set loose Log launches at you off a treadmill Trap door drops you into a flooded basement Barrage of paper disks Eggnog super soakers
- bombcar 4mo agoWe've the plot for the next Home Alone - Kevin McCallister is now grown up trying to develop a home security company ...
- sneak 4mo agoAnd afterwards, you can call Brick Top and feed ‘em to the pigs.