And here I thought my being a murder victim was bad. I looked up the city and year cited by the model for my untimely demise, and it turns out the crime is rea

And here I thought my being a murder victim was bad. I looked up the city and year cited by the model for my untimely demise, and it turns out the crime is real, but the real victim was a female sharing my last name, with a middle name loosely resembling my first.