It's always interesting to have a peek at how how non-programmers think. What I dislike about these sorts of posts though, is the comments, where everyone feels

It's always interesting to have a peek at how how non-programmers think. What I dislike about these sorts of posts though, is the comments, where everyone feels like it'd be useful for them to submit yet another trivial Javascript, C or Python FizzBuzz implementation. Congratulations! You can do a basic programming task in a popular language!