And how about this: > The closest I could get to punching Google in the ear and ripping out its nose hairs. As if giving more money to another shitty megacor

And how about this: > The closest I could get to punching Google in the ear and ripping out its nose hairs. As if giving more money to another shitty megacorp for another frustrating device is going to make any difference to the first shitty megacorp.