Wait, are you trying to tell me that 1/100th the speed at 50x the price isn’t a great offer for Microsoft’s customers!? Heathen lies! Oh, wait… we have to use

Wait, are you trying to tell me that 1/100th the speed at 50x the price isn’t a great offer for Microsoft’s customers!? Heathen lies! Oh, wait… we have to use it? Oh, that’s terrible…